Please help me! Shoe storage problem.

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Whoo-ey. . . Sorry about not posting for seven months. . .

I've been feeling a bit under par for. . . well, seven months. Anyways, I have a problem.

A problem. . .

With my shoes.

Now, I have really weird feet. They're tall, wide, long, and fat. But that's not really the problem. Apparently many people have this problem, because suddenly the economy is coming out with perfectly-fitting shoes. So I now have eleven pairs total. . . as opposed to two, and nowhere to put them.

I do have (Oh my gosh, how could I let it happen!) BARE WALLS. They're naked sinful babies. Poor walls. So I was thinking, you know, shoes on the wall. But generic shoe holders are so so so so . . . ugly. You know, the plastic ones you can find in infomercials and physical junk mail apothecary magazines? So, I've racked my brain and came up with no good design of wall shoe-holders. Help, please!