craftgrrl | Sending a distress call to all crafty people out there... (Reply)

OK, girls (and guys)....I need your help! There is an extreme lack of knitting clubs at PSU, so I am creating a Stitch 'n Bitch in State College, PA. Everything is peachy keen, except the powers that be are not nearly as fond of the "Stitch 'n Bitch" moniker as I am. They even turned down my alternate suggestion, "Knit & Shit". Imagine!
So here is your challenge: help me come up with a creative/funny/cool - but clean - name for our group! "Penn State Fiber Arts Club" just will not do it.
Details: not just for knitting! Crocheting, tatting, embroidery, etc. will all be embraced. And also...not just for women! Gotta be equal opportunity :)

Thank you all in advance for any suggestions!!