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i'm sorry that i am a stupid, fat, ugly, lazy american, but i really need help with this... i want to make this crochet flower. i found a really cute pattern, but it's in crochet 1337 speak, and i dont know what it means to do. could someone translate it in extremely dumbed down terms for me? here is the pattern.

Ch 3, join to form ring.
Rnd 1: Ch 2 (counts as first hdc), 14 hdc in ring. (15 hdc)
Rnd 2: Ch 3, sl st in same st, * sl st into next 3 st, ch 3, sl st into same st *, repeat * 3 more times: 5 petals made.
Rnd 3: Sl st over and into next ch 3 space, ch3, dc in same st, ch 2, 2 dc in same st, * sk 1 st, sl st into next st, sk 1 st, sl st into next ch 3 sp, 2dc ch 2 2 dc in ch 3 sp * repeat * 3 more times; sk 1 st, sl st into next st, finish off



thank you kindley.