Babies!

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I know you hate it is a possibility that some of you MAY DISLIKE text-only posts, and I'm sorry :( But this community is full of geniuses, so I can't think of a better place to ask! You all are much smarter, craftier, and prettier than I am. And your hair smells better than mine, too.

Now that I'm done buttering you up, will you pretty please help with baby-related stuff?

I'm not a baby person. I'm afraid to hold them. I'm afraid of stinky diapers. I am afraid of baby puke. So I know next to nothing about babies.

That's why I need help.

We're having a baby shower on Wednesday for one of my favorite co-workers (who will be having a C-section on Sept 1), and I'm sposda get her a diaper bag. But I can't just get a plain old boring diaper bag and not fill it with... stencilled onesies! And probably bibs, too! I hear babies are messy.

Of course, since I am babyly-retarded, I can't think of a dang THING to put on the onesies. :(

Suggest me some funny sayings/stencils/whatever! Anything you've ever wanted to see on a onesie, TELL ME! Please? Pretty please?

All I could come up with was a skull n' crossbones (who doesn't like skulls n' crossbones!), or I *really* wanted to do a Mexican Day of the Dead skull, but I can't freehand for shazz, and I couldn't find a stencil via Google :( Or for a bib, a little target with points and the little bulls-eye.

Oh, and I checked the memories, but I couldn't find anything suitable. Nothing that really jangled my chain, you know?

Any help at all would be fabulously appreciated. You sexy people, you.

EDIT: Ooooookay, enough with the "i hate people who say i know you hate text-only," please. I don't care who loves/hates/is allergic to text-only posts. I was just trying to be polite, that's all. Like when someone says "I'm sorry to interrupt..." or "Excuse me for butting in..." I will try to be less polite on teh internets from now on?

Please focus on baby clothes! You charming group of crafters, you.