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You've got good little Hear-No Evil, who is very much doing his best to avoid a lot of what happens in the audio tracks of YouTube and R-rated movies.

And then there's sweet little Speak-No Evil, who is completely aghast at the thought of anything remotely dirty passing through his lips.

But... there's one in every bunch. They've renamed their third "Gonna-Peek-A-Little" because they just can't get him to keep his eyes completely closed.

In his defense, it IS really hard to avoid evil all of the way if you can't see what's coming...


Other stuff:

I missed having these guys around so I made more for Christmas because it's IMPORTANT to have Christmas tortles


Worried knocker, grumpy knocker, and durrrrr knocker
Kind of inspired by the movie Labyrinth (still kind of one of my favorite movies, I never grew up)

And I made a tiny hat for one of Santa's new elves.

Give up now, you're screwed. You're not getting any presents this year because Santa's new helper NEVER CLOSES HIS EYES. He sees EVERYTHING YOU DO