Alright so, my boyfriend got me the following monstrosity for valentines day (he's terrible at keeping things secret xD)

It's a good three feet tall, absolutely ridiculous, and I have NO idea where I'll put it. So I've decided to one-up him and get revenge. Problem is- what can one up this thing? I have a limited budget, but a ton of random craft stuff lying around to work with (fabric, paint, yarn, etc). Suggestions are highly appreciated!
It's a good three feet tall, absolutely ridiculous, and I have NO idea where I'll put it. So I've decided to one-up him and get revenge. Problem is- what can one up this thing? I have a limited budget, but a ton of random craft stuff lying around to work with (fabric, paint, yarn, etc). Suggestions are highly appreciated!