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Along the same lines as my Ste-GO-saurus and the Tricera-Cogs!

Through the years, many people have come forward with supposed proof that fairies exist. Leading skeptics have dismissed it all, because seriously, come on, fairies?

Well, I have some news for you. You can now blast away those skeptic jerks by showing them 100% positive proof that the world of the Fae exists - with this tiny pendant. Inside the glass sits one tiny fairy turd, metallic green and gold and sparkly; it even has eternally staring eyes and little curly antennae. I'll bet you didn't know that even a fairy's poop is magic, did you? Well, now you do! Oh, the stories this little thing could tell.

We don't know whether fairy poo will bring you luck, but at the very least, it would be a real attention-getter!


(In my defense, "It's my birthday, I'm doin' what I WANT. Hee hee, poop.")