Not safe for work!

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By the way, don't click the cut if you're at work - boobies ahead! Or, rather, a boob. A crocheted boob. But still, I can see some work places frowning on (oh goodness I just made a Freudian typo... I was going to type 'on the whole thing', then decided to change it to 'on it', but didn't quite backspace far enough... go ahead, imagine that... you got it!) it.

Since I had an extra nipple lying around from my boobies project, I decided to tackle an issue near and dear to my burned hand...

What kind of idiot makes a metal gearshift knob, anyway? Behold, the palm scorcher:



(Long story, I've been 'fostering' my Dad's car and he came to pick it up this weekend, he uses an old Crown Royal bag to cover it when it gets too hot. I decided to give it back to him with something more interesting - and, yes, more tacky...)





And, here it is in place!



(Ravelry link)