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Don't You Know I'm Loco?
...and by "loco," I mean "broke-o."


Same R00lz As Oooo-swal
(That's "Usual" In Fake French! So le in crowd!)

1. Steal my ideas, I'll steal your life.
2. Yeah boy!

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<b><center><big>Don't You Know I'm Loco?</big>
...and by "loco," I mean "broke-o."


<u>Same R00lz As Oooo-swal</u>
(That's "Usual" In Fake French! So le in crowd!)</b>

<b>1.</b> Steal my ideas, I'll steal your life.
<b>2.</b> Yeah boy!

<center><img src="http://images.snapfish.com/3388%3B45523232%7Ffp3%3B%3Dot%3E232%3A%3D869%3D6%3A%3C%3DXROQDF%3E2323455%3A5%3C%3A75ot1lsi"bling"/>

<center>White people who contrive ghetto speak make my skin rash up like a French whore's poon. I just like to get on my mom's nerves when she has to vacuum up all the excess glitter bling from the carpets when I stumble in half whacked and tweakin' out on meth.

<center><img src="http://images.snapfish.com/3388%3B45523232%7Ffp47%3Dot%3E232%3A%3D869%3D6%3A%3C%3DXROQDF%3E2323455%3A5%3C%3A85ot1lsi"shawwwk"/></center>

This bag is a guaranteed lay from a hot and horny middle school science teacher...or...uh...a hot and horny middle school</i>er</i>. Get your perv on with this shit. Or hook one of those hip dudes who thinks it sooo neat and cool to love sharks, wildlife, dinosaurs, dinowhores, and mathematics. I would do me if I had this bag...but that's not saying much. They call me Desperado 'round these parts.

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<center><img src="http://images.snapfish.com/3388%3B45523232%7Ffp3%3B%3Dot%3E232%3A%3D869%3D6%3A%3C%3DXROQDF%3E2323455%3A5%3C%3A73ot1lsi"do me"/></center>

Don't let me make any "down under" puns...just don't. Anyhay...this bag was originally a requested shirt, but since I am a stellar crafty woman, I rocked this motha into a bag. And yes, that <i>is</i> Australia. I prom! No, it is not Texas. Or the United States...yes, people have asked. Yes, they are dumb. You are not. Let's grill some kangaroo.


<center><img src="http://images.snapfish.com/3388%3B45523232%7Ffp47%3Dot%3E232%3A%3D869%3D6%3A%3C%3DXROQDF%3E2323455%3A5%3C%3A82ot1lsi"orangee"/></center>

Halloween is tight! Halloween colors, not so tight. Halloween colors with the forever famous and burned into your eyeballs BANG ME UP BUTTERCUP emblazoned on it? HELLA TIGHT!!!! Bang it up again and again and again...you will make the Karen O. groupies so jelly. So uh, love this. And then shoot them.


<center><img src="http://images.snapfish.com/3388%3B45523232%7Ffp3%3B%3Dot%3E232%3A%3D869%3D6%3A%3C%3DXROQDF%3E2323455%3A5%3C%3A79ot1lsi"blow me"/></center>

I'm blue, la da dee la da dieeee. And blue...sounds like blew...which sounded like BLOW...which was one half of BLOW ME. How sexy can one bag be? It's gettin' serious up in here-ious. BANG your baker blue, and check out this blue baller bag.


<center><img src="http://images.snapfish.com/3388%3B45523232%7Ffp3%3B%3Dot%3E232%3A%3D869%3D6%3A%3C%3DXROQDF%3E2323455%3A5%3C%3A7%3Bot1lsi"oh"/></center>

Oh yes I did. I almost hate this bag for being so damn cute, but so un-cute at the same time...like uh, YOU! But on the realness tippidy toppidy, how much more ironic, hip and le scenester whoah like sexx on fire can you get? Not much. I think this statement is FINALLY cool. That makes me blush with pride. And wet in my slit.


<b><big><center>T-Shirts! OMG, There Are More Than One!</big></center></b>


<center><img src="http://images.snapfish.com/3388%3B45523232%7Ffp47%3Dot%3E232%3A%3D869%3D6%3A%3C%3DXROQDF%3E2323455%3A5%3C%3A83ot1lsi"skoold"/></center>

Well fuckin' duh. Bitch, and you thought I couldn't work the magic stick with some fabric medium, a Hanes beefy t-shirt and a whole lotta sass...and dang, I showed you. Too Cool For School. Duh duh. Do you like the crucifix style pose of the teeee? Yeah, I thought that was bangin' too. Nothing like inadvertent shouts out to Jesus! Anywigga...


<center><img src="http://images.snapfish.com/3388%3B45523232%7Ffp47%3Dot%3E232%3A%3D869%3D6%3A%3C%3DXROQDF%3E2323455%3A66%3B39ot1lsi"shawks"/></center>

You can just look at the bag descrip...but that's not fun. So yeah, SHARKS ARE JAWSOME, har har har. I kill me. You can kill me too. Kiss me, I'm stupid.



So that is the dilly with the Philly Blunts. You know the deal by now.

Greedy mongrels can go <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/orbitalocularit/135739.html">hurr</a> or <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/orbitalocularit/129883.html">durr</a> or <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/orbitalocularit/132155.html">thurr</a> for murr.

<center><b>Email my stankin' ass: Kilabee414@AOL.com</b></center>