naughty v-day gifts

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so valentines day is coming up and i've already decided to make my boyfriend a handmade teddy bear. i'm also going to make him a bouquet of a dozen roses out of duct tape. i looked through the memories and there's a lot of great ideas, but i was wondering if any of you had any ideas for some "naughty" v-day gifts. like i was thinking of making some of those love dice out of a regular pair of dice. i also thought about making a sort of racey coupon book. any other ideas or suggestions will be greatly appreciated. thanks!