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This VD is the first one in years that both my best male friend and I are single (we've been helping each other mend shattered hearts).

SO! I'm making him a card (since I'm ass broke) and sending it to him on the other side of the country. It's black construction paper. On the front is a red heart, broken in two with a Band Aid across the middle holding it together.

But the inside is the coolest...heh heh. I've been cutting out pictures of hot hot hot women and modpodging them on the inside so that at least he can look at a bunch of sexy women on VD. My personal favorite is a picture of Norah Jones with a conversation blurb above her head that says, "You can penetrate my vagina!" (a comment he made to me about Jones in an email recently). He's gonna love it.

I'd take pics but I'm lame and don't have a digital cam. I was just too proud of my (amateur) craftiness that I wanted to share with you ladies!