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red canaries: "you zig, i'll zag" my most inventive idea ever. steal it and i'll hunt you down! ;) attract fish, not flies, with this awesome collection of fishing tackle for your ears. that's right, bait for your ears. you'll attract weird looks at the very least. let's call it boy tackle. wear them two in each ear to better your chances at hooking 'em. the jelly ones are chewy and will bounce with you as you walk! the feathery ones float horizontally for better aerodynamics as they swim through the air. each has their own personality and all sport vibrant colours.

can you keep a secret?


yellow canaries


flamencos


chromatids


these are called hoochies. really.


also hoochies, but more specifically: mini-squirts, "another radiant happy hooker."


jo & flo


our tails be bouncin'


our tails be bouncin part II


perla & midge


let me hide behind your head


let me bury myself in your eyeball


sticky biscuits


green sticky biscuits



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