craftgrrl | Coming out of the woodwork.

I've been lurking for a long time, but since I finally got off my fat lazy ass and bought some batteries for the digicam, I figured I'd ask not what this community can do for me but what I can do for this community. [EDIT: Now with Trek!]

I stencil I did of the lovely Morrissey. It pleases me to know that I can have that man pressed up against my boobs any time I please.

Somewhere in the world, Moz is shuddering and he doesn't know why.

A resin bracelet I did using an ice cube tray and a laser printoff of Mexican Loteria cards that I did at work on the sly. They've since laid me off for reasons unrelated, so it serves the bastards right.

Smaller loteria resin bracelet, with more contraband printouts and moulded in - get this - an empty package of gum. What did I do with all that gum, you might ask? Why, I put it all in my mouth at once.

And then I threw up.

The ubiquitous marble magnets.

What do you do when your boyfriend has a boring bathroom? Why, you paint him a cheesecake photo, naturally. And then he says, "That's nice, dear." And then you scowl.

A rather boring felt flower pin.

A dog sweater. I like it better without the dog in it. It's always barking (the dog, not the sweater).

I knitted this mitten with winter in mind. Then I remember that I hate winter and when it is happening I never leave the house.

A scarf I knitted in my personal Unholy Trinity of Colour, fuschia, orange, and white. My entire bedroom is done in these colours. And no, I don't get laid very often.

I can't believe I left this one out of the first post. I only spent, like, hours on the bloody thing. Boyfriend insists on being Captain Kirk for Halloween, so I sewed him this.

See the splotch above the (painstakingly embroidered) insignia? SOMEbody tried to iron polyester. Oops. I took advantage of the fact that men don't know what an iron is and told him it was a naturally-occurring defect.