Cold!

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So I shaved my head on Monday, and it's very, very cold out. As I'm broke and have no way to buy a hat, I'm going to knit one. But I'm a pretty crappy knitter. I need a really easy pattern that doesn't require circular needles or DPNs, but I can't find anything anywhere. Can anyone help me before I freeze to death?