"you are amazing"

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I finished the final sets of my optimistic & pessimistic valentines! :)

There are seven cards in the Pessimistic Set and six cards in the Optimistic Set. I only printed out one of each set, and will be printing out the rest as needed. In addition, I printed some matching stationery. Each set has four pieces of paper (two optimistic, two pessimistic) and two envelopes.



All cards and stationery are printed on white cardstock. The cards measure 4.25" x 2.75" (folded), and the stationery measures 5.5" x 7.5".


The Pessimistic Set

Total of seven individual cards in the Pessimistic Set, which say (left to right, top to bottom, front/inside):
1. you are simply.. / an asshole.
2. not tonight, honey / or ever.
3. i am so happy / that i left you.
4. i love you / just kidding.
5. you are amazing / but the sex, not so much.
6. it's valentine's day.. / WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME BACK?
7. i was lying when i said.. / "YOU'RE THE BEST I EVER HAD."


The Optimistic Set

Total of six individual cards in the Optimistic Set, which say (left to right, top to bottom, front/inside):
1. "you and me" sounds nice / "you under me" sounds better.
2. you make my life.. / so glamorous.
3. it's valentine's day / so smother me.
4. i don't want to spend this day with anyone / except you.
5. i only wish.. / that i had found you sooner
6. you are amazing / i can't say it enough.


Stationery Set #1

Also referred to as the "you are amazing" set; features two optimistic pages and two pessimistic pages, along with two blank envelopes. The optimistic pages read: "you are amazing / i can't say it enough." while the pessimistic pages read: "you are amazing / but the sex, not so much."


Stationery Set #2

Also features two optimistic pages and two pessimistic pages, along with two blank envelopes. The optimistic pages read: "you make my life.. / so glamorous" while the pessimistic pages read: "you are simply.. / an asshole."