Ode to the queen of craftiness.
Sep. 29th, 2005 06:52 pmOh Martha Stewart, I dont care if you are a bitchy control freak. I think you are absolutely wonderful and I can't get enough of you. I buy all your magazines I watch your shows, and Im crossing my fingers hoping you'll boot that ass of a guy on the next apprentice. I think you should pull your line from Kmart and just open your own line of stores, and go ahead and have your own network with shows that reflect the classy brilliance of you and your team. You are absolutely wonderful and I don't care if people think less of me for liking you, you are an inspiration to me. =) You helped elevate craftiness to a new level, its not all about construction paper and pipe cleaners, goofy ugly things made in girl scout camp (okay sometimes its about that too).
I will never look at pinking shears, brown lunch bags, pom poms, and wax paper the same way again!
Okay Im done, now Im going to go make a necklace out of pompoms.
I will never look at pinking shears, brown lunch bags, pom poms, and wax paper the same way again!
Okay Im done, now Im going to go make a necklace out of pompoms.