Holiday cards + Ladies Man gift?

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From a post in the memories (i think?), I got an idea for a "Ladies Man Kit" type thing for my bf's brother (that ho-bag). Anyway, in the kit, I'd have like Axe Body Spray with a note saying "Because da Ladies Man needs to smell good for da ladies!" and so on. I was planning on putting condoms, lube, Axe Spray, mints/breath spray, and a small bottle of Courvossier (if I can find it and it isn't hella-expensive).

But I need more ideas for the kit. What else would a Ladies Man use? What else would be fun to include?

And to make this post relevant to the (sexyawesome) community, I present to you the lazy woman's solution to personalized holiday cards a.k.a. homemade christmas cards, semi-ghetto style...



See, they are semi-ghetto because I got a bunch of Makers Mark (whiskey) cards free in the mail, and they came with envelopes and address labels and everything. But no way am I sending those out as is- I mean, I'm tacky, but not THAT tacky!

So I googled "gothic christmas cards" and found an e-card site with some cute Christmas-y horror monster movie images. I printed them out, glued them to the front to cover the Makers Mark logo and vwaahhh-lahh!

I'm going to buy up Dollah Sto' christmas cards when they go on sale after xmas (4 for a dollah!), and then next year I can just do the same thing! I like the sturdier feel of greeting cards (as opposed to my Michaels-bought cardstock I fold in quarters). Plus, I am super-lazy and hella-cheap.

p.s.- I didn't want to ask in crafty_gifts because I rarely get any answers in there. Plus, I wanted to show off my slacker xmas card idea and I was too lazy to make 2 posts!!

ETA: Don't look if I already told you I was sending one of these to you! You'll ruin the surprise :D