So, to anyone who noticed the request for buttonhole-help earlier, problem solved. My wonderful, craft-supporting boyfriend who has never touched a sewing machine before fixed the issue. *SQUEE*! Anyways, onto the finished product!!
It all started with this...

I want to eat it!

Bird's eye view

My boyfriend, being so *utterly* helpful

Alas, no pockets. I'm not that skilled....yet.
It all started with this...


I want to eat it!

Bird's eye view

My boyfriend, being so *utterly* helpful

Alas, no pockets. I'm not that skilled....yet.