Vagina HELP!

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SO I am trying to make more bags for the vagina monologues and I need ideas. My delima is that I ran out of transfer sheets (which is what I was using). I have some craft paint, but only in a few colors (white, blue, 3 shades of green, yellow, purple, peach, and black), and not much skill. I tried to paint last night but didn't like how it turned out.

I also have some felt but again only in random colors left over from other projects. (light blue, dark blue, purple, white, pink, yellow, orange, black, brown i think)

I was thinking I might make a stamp or stencil but all I have is carboard lol.
Do you think I can pull it off? any other ideas?

Has to be vag related (or clit or whatever)

and so this isn't all text..




The last two have beads and then sequins around them. they didnt photograph well :(