Help! + some paintshop 'art'

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Okay..I really need some help with something. I need to incorporate words into a piece of artwork...the trick is, they have to be words or terms not used in 1970 by a person my age (21)...and I'm coming up blank! Help me! lol I can't seem to think today, and google won't help me..

Here's a picture of a recent


I want to eventually to print this out and put it on a wall somewhere...someday when I get a printer :O


*EDIT: thanks for everyone's help :)