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craftgrrlI spent a lot of time in a hospital waiting room recently. I channel my distress in the form of butts.
Everyone knows how magical spring nights can be - but nobody knows so well as the Faeries. They forget all else to bask in the moonlight, and admire the glitter of the stars...
A purple-skinned butterfly-winged faerie sits upon a tiny branch, new-budding leaves surrounding her as she gazes up into the starry sky. She is so enrapt that she doesn't care that you might be getting an even more interesting view!
In other words UGHHH SPRING HURRY YOUR ASS UP AND GET HERE
The Geargoyle:
Some brilliant wizard thought he was being clever when he created steam-powered gargoyles to decorate his remote mountain castle.
Unfortunately for said brilliant wizard, he forgot that metal has a tendency to rust in the rain, so he had to take them all inside after the first spring storm.
Now he has a study filled with whimpering, clumsy gargoyles that cower and shriek every time he tries to work a spell that requires the use of liquid.
That'll teach you to be trendy for the sake of trendiness!
Mini Hedgecogs:
It's a little-known fact that the hedgehog was instituted as a first line of defense in the gnome/pixie wars of old; a stout creature with spikes, it was great for sending through the other side's lines to clear a space for attack, as long as the other side did not have delicious foodstuffs on-hand to distract it.
However, as these things go, the Fae Unit For Animal Safety determined that using actual hedgehogs was cruel. Clockwork hedgehogs were thus created by both sides.
Unfortunately, the Clockwork Hedgehogs had a stunning knack for getting their little metal heads stuck in anything tube-shaped and were soon discontinued for anything other than cleaning out pipes.
And a bunch of critter earrings:
Penguin, wolf, fox, panda, corgi, mouse, kitten, bunny, tortoise, bat, puppy, frog.
Everyone knows how magical spring nights can be - but nobody knows so well as the Faeries. They forget all else to bask in the moonlight, and admire the glitter of the stars...
A purple-skinned butterfly-winged faerie sits upon a tiny branch, new-budding leaves surrounding her as she gazes up into the starry sky. She is so enrapt that she doesn't care that you might be getting an even more interesting view!
In other words UGHHH SPRING HURRY YOUR ASS UP AND GET HERE
The Geargoyle:
Some brilliant wizard thought he was being clever when he created steam-powered gargoyles to decorate his remote mountain castle.
Unfortunately for said brilliant wizard, he forgot that metal has a tendency to rust in the rain, so he had to take them all inside after the first spring storm.
Now he has a study filled with whimpering, clumsy gargoyles that cower and shriek every time he tries to work a spell that requires the use of liquid.
That'll teach you to be trendy for the sake of trendiness!
Mini Hedgecogs:
It's a little-known fact that the hedgehog was instituted as a first line of defense in the gnome/pixie wars of old; a stout creature with spikes, it was great for sending through the other side's lines to clear a space for attack, as long as the other side did not have delicious foodstuffs on-hand to distract it.
However, as these things go, the Fae Unit For Animal Safety determined that using actual hedgehogs was cruel. Clockwork hedgehogs were thus created by both sides.
Unfortunately, the Clockwork Hedgehogs had a stunning knack for getting their little metal heads stuck in anything tube-shaped and were soon discontinued for anything other than cleaning out pipes.
And a bunch of critter earrings:
Penguin, wolf, fox, panda, corgi, mouse, kitten, bunny, tortoise, bat, puppy, frog.
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