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I made some tiny paintings; each has a little rhyme



Hindsight is 20/20;
the frog felt really dumb
for sucking up a whole large tank
of grade-A helium.



"It's not nice to play with your food,"
I'm sure you've heard it said;
It's even less nice to play with your food
when it isn't even dead!




All llamas wish to look distinguished;
high standards do demand!
But dangers lurk when dressing up
with hooves instead of hands.



Got some spots upon your glass?
Here's someone you can call -
the gecko cleans them with his tongue!
...just watch where his poops fall.



The question has been answered;
you can put your mind at rest.
Tortoises indeed have navels!
But only when undressed.


Also have an African wild dog