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Gettin' a headstart this year-Made Halloween plush in August!

I thought about making little ghosts and pumpkins but I guess I changed my mind.

Wally the Watermelon Dog and a Watermelon Cupcake Bear!

More Simploms! Because they're fun to make.

Cupcake bears! Tropical Trio, Watermelon, Boysenberry-Clementine!

Bean the Blunt Blue Koala!

Bean may come off as rude or uncouth, but really, he's just very, very honest. When he was younger, he realized that he just wasn't good at lying or sugarcoating things and decided to just minimize and eliminate the habit altogether.

If you are not thick-skinned, here are some things you should probably avoid asking Bean:

"Does this dress make me look fat?"
(Because he may feel inclined to say, "No, it's your tush that makes you look fat.")

"Do you think our date will go well?"
(Because he may say, "Judging on the past 4 terrible dates you've gone on, the likelihood of this one being any better is very slim")

or

"WHY DO I HAVE NO FRIENDS?!"
(I'm not sure what the specifics would be, but I'm sure Bean would be more than willing to tell you. And maybe help you fix the problem(s))

Other than being painfully honest, Bean has little other faults. He can survive in the wilderness with little more than a backpack, fix your broken graphing calculator, pick good apples from bad (literally and figuratively), and he's great for a good verbal slap in the face to get you back on your feet.

Though his scarf is removable, he'd rather you not remove it. Or things may get ugly.

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Off topic, but I'm looking into joining a gym right now-I can't decide between 24-hour Fitness and Fitness 19. I've been to both and they're about the same to me/the rates are about the same for a year+. Somebody sway me!