any tips would be MUCH appreciated

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A pair of old man jeans were nicely turned into a knee-length skirt today, but unfortunatly I seemed to have disregarded the fact that the crotch area is made a little bulgy in men's pants. So this lovely skirt has a big bulge and it looks a little silly, does anyone know how to get rid of/decrease the size of the pseudo-penis that my skirt has now? Thanks!