OK. I've got an idea. It's just an idea at this point. I have a plethora of juice concentrate lids (like Minute Maid or Old South) saved over the years for that nebulous "something for someday" purpose. I may have found it:

I can just see my PMS-cat (see my icon) wearing this thing!
http://www.jeffdeboer.com/Galleries/CatsMice/tabid/63/Default.aspx
Check out this guy's art, for more images -- especially the plate armour for mice and the samurai rat. Obviously, I could do nothing so fine with OJ lids. But I COULD do something campy and kooky and truly bizarre. My mental block is:
Besides sewing each lid onto a shirt, HOW would I put something like this together? (I can knit chainmail myself, and have made a couple of belts with anodized aluminum with rosette-and-hook closures, but it takes forever to get any length; I have a general idea how a suit of armour is supposed to go together.)
If I wanted to mock up the embossing and maybe make the pieces look tarnished, or battle-worn, what would I use? (Besides blunt weapons. What would you recommend I rub into the dents and nicks to make the armour look older?)
I have use of a Dremel, some damned good ginsu shears (for cutting up Coke cans to use as plate armour), and my own pliers and wire cutters and hammers. I also have 16-gauge and 20-gauge craft/florist's wire. I'm not averse to using spraypaint -- but I'd prefer brushing if at all possible. (I have asthma and chem sensitivities.)
This is a totally new medium for me -- I'm more comfortable with needles and thread and yarn and paper. Given how vague I've been so far, what can you people suggest, as far as armour from OJ lids and cut-up Coke cans? :-)
P.S. I'm doing this for an art meme, and I had to check to make sure the recipient isn't a member of this community. If we run into each other in other forums, I will "not know what you're talking about" if you mention "Coke can armour". ;-)
P.P.S. Thanks for the helpful comments. I'm off with my two clopping coconut halves, away on my quest for the holy mail. :-)