2 dollar 2 minute 2 torial

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Supply:
-1 package of neat metal clips from the dollar store
-6 foot length of rope (rope also from dollar store)
-staple gun, or other "putting things into the wall" type tool...like a hammer and nail or a thumbtack or a parakeet
-a chair

Direction:
-Cut rope to desired length
-knot and burn ends of rope
-stand, barely balanced on chair
-staple gun one end of the rope into the wall. It doesn't go in all the way. Bang it in all the way with the staple gun. (It's a hammer too!)
-pull rope down tight (but not too tight) and staple gun that end to the wall.
-attach cool metal clips
-attach postcards and plastic monkey