silly question

[insanekatchan.livejournal.com]

a little while back, I showed my fiance a knitted 'willy warmer' as a joke
he thought it was funny and later I asked if I made one, would he wear it, also as a joke
he said maybe, but he'd rather wear a knitted thong lol
so! for christmas, as a joke, I wanna make him a thong
dose anyone know of a knitted or crochetted thong pattern that would fit a guy
he's a 34 inch waist
thanka in advance

~Kat

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