The Life of Brian

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Brian was scared, very scared.... he'd never been the popular kid at school, the other kids used to call him three eyes and he was just a bit too square to fit in... Brian was scared about the future, it looked grey. He was certain he would be an Exell monkey forever, that no female of the species would ever love him and he would certainly die alone eaten by corgis. Fear gripped Brian and he head was filled with what ifs and maybes, but he was too scared to take chances... too scared to cross the street without examining the traffick status, too cautious to not check the weather forecast before he left for work. However, this changed most unexpectedly one day when chemical tanker overturned and Brian, trying to dodge the impending doom walking straight into a molten puddle of hope.....








And from then on, Brian never feared the future, he never feared dying alone eaten by minature canines.

The End

*giggle*

Introducing Brian, I was bored this afternoon and this is what came out. Sorry if I am boring you with monsters.