plastic bag crochet...

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I have tons of plastic bags that I've turned into "yarn" but my crochet skills are non-existent (well, i can sort of crochet, but i cannot follow a pattern and i've tried to make the bag before and simply cannot!) would anybody want to help me? Like, I'll send you the "yarn" that I've made, and we could trade or something? If this is not appropriate, let me know. I just really want to help the environment and I cannot crochet... :(