Pirate for Halloween

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So I'm not very crafty (but enjoy seeing what others make in this community). I've been invited to a costume party and I thought I might like to be a pirate. What would I need? Oh, I'm female and don't want to look like a guy but don't want to look like a "hooker pirate" either. You know, you've seen those outfits for witches where they look more like "hooker witches".

Any ideas would be greatly appreciated!