UH OH IT IS MOM'S BIRTHDAAAY

I can put hours and hours into something for my mom as a gift and she will be all, "Oh, okay," but if I spend a very little amount of time on something she is always "GLEEEEEEE!" (This Christmas she came to me and said, "OH! You're artistic! Okay, I have a song I like the lyrics from. Can you, um, find a nice font and print that out on a nice piece of paper for me so I can frame it?" *facepalmtree*)
So I decided for her birthday this year I would
( kitsch this baby up a notch )