I'm about to have a crochet melt down.
I wanted to make slippers for my mother for christmas. I wanted something poofy and cozy, opposed to the equivilent of a thick frilly sock. So I tackled
this pattern: I used the general structure but decided to knick the cow portion of the slipper and make it something a little more grown up (though the cow is freaking adorable.)
Except... Either I'm having a major brain fart, or this is a terrible pattern. I tend to let a pattern guide me, and I don't go strictly off of it. But right now my brain is shut off entirely. I've got stress up the wazoo and I wanted a simple project I wouldn't have to think about. ...Except this just is not working.
If you crocheters out there would be so kind as to take a peek at the pattern for me, and tell me if I've interpreted this wrong:
From snout to "continue in this manner"
( (said portion under cut) ) Though it doesn't specify to join, you're working in rounds, so it kind of goes without saying. And this is the toe, where the cow face would go, so yeah, this was all joined. I got through this easily, and was lead to
( this portion ) .. but this calls for no slit in the top of the slipper, to allow the foot in. So I figured it was a forgotten thing, and added it myself. But this whole last section turned out to be roughly 4 inches dramatically decreasing. ... So there is four inches to put your foot in? I know what I could do, if I decided to recreate this stupid ass project, to get it right. But I'm wondering HOW the hell I ended up with what I did. Bad pattern, or bad crocheting sense on my part? Not sure why, but I am curious to know.
Now I'm off to rip apart the failed slipper and make my own freaking pattern.
Who knew fiber and a hook could inspire rage?